If I Ever Win the Lottery . . .

• Someone will have meals prepared for me when I arrive home.  Cooking takes FOREVER.  Eating take fifteen minutes.  Ugh.
• There will be a full-time manicurist on call.
• I will donate money to research and develop a grading machine that grades essays in my handwriting and with my thoughts.
• A Starbucks would be installed, complete with barista, in the teachers' lounge.
• I would buy land with a strip cut on it and set about building a lovely home with a lovely dock.
• Also a walking track.  With the bouncy stuff the HHS track is made of.
• I would summer in Greece.  And autumn in Italy.  And winter in the Bahamas.
• All my closets will be walk-in.  Even the linen closet.